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📦Cardboard Company

A superficial and shallow company that produces zero value, yet it glorifies and hyperbolizes its incompetence.

Hintea Dan Alexandru

• 1 min read
Image courtesy: http://zrecs.blogspot.com/2007/07/mr-mcgroovys-cardboard-design-winners.html
Image courtesy: http://zrecs.blogspot.com/2007/07/mr-mcgroovys-cardboard-design-winners.html

It's what I call a superficial and shallow company that produces zero value, yet it glorifies and hyperbolizes its incompetence.

It has no clear vision, drive or ethos but covers itself up in huge piles of noise 💩 through useless processes and beautiful lies that it strongly believes in.

George Costanza line from Seinfeld: "It's not a lie if you believe it". Image courtesy: https://imgflip.com/i/sr6fh
George Costanza line from Seinfeld: "It's not a lie if you believe it". Image courtesy: https://imgflip.com/i/sr6fh

It produces value-less marketable features that are dictated by potentially big-paying clown customers 🤡💰 who love 🥰 the beautiful lies.

It relies on funding 💵 from careless investors who like to bathe 🚻 in promises and don't dig into the proposed ✌️"values"✌️.

It makes sure that at least one internal insecure clown 🤡 is involved in any ✌️business✌️ decision.

It's a low-tier circus operating at CIMM -1 that has absolutely no desire to become something more.